Pike has rocked my face off!! Now I'm a faceless blob. Yes! That's right. Bob is a faceless blob who's had his face rocked off by Pike. Not that I'm complaining. If I had a face I would be smiling. But, being being a faceless blob makes certain things more difficult. Getting a table at a decent restaurant, for instance. However, I am always welcomed with welcome arms by Pike. Pike-the-face-rocking-off-ers, is more like it! Hey, when are you going to come and sleep on my couch again? Also, if you should see my nose, please let me know. Someone told me I smell like a dog's ass, and I want to know if they're telling the truth or they're just a dick. Anyway, I'm looking forward to the next time I get to see Pike Rock!!!! Please, take it easy on people's faces! Always, Bob
